What’s the difference between Prince Andrew and Manchester United? Prince Andrew’s never regretted getting rid of Fergie. First of all, thank you for all the emails I received, I will go through them all and respond in due time, but it will take a while. I want […]
Read more →Dr John Watson: [after Sherlock has just explain his working out of Watson's veteran status, his war wound and his sibling's drinking problem] That… was amazing. Sherlock Holmes: You think so? Dr John Watson: Of course it was. It was extraordinary. It was quite extraordinary. Sherlock Holmes: […]
Read more →One lady came to the emergency room with both ears bandaged, burned. “What happened?” asked the nurse at the reception. The lady said: “I was ironing and the phone rang, so I put the iron to my ear and said hello…” “Ouch” said the nurse “but what […]
Read more →"Hey man, how’s my driving?" "I think we’re parked, man." Electronic cigarettes are a pretty recent innovation. You may not have known this, but tobacco was originally used almost exclusively in the Americas. Early settlers learned about tobacco from American Indians – Native Americans and consequently introduced […]
Read more →Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy. If you are in the US, you may have heard that another e-cigarette company has settled a lawsuit, prohibiting the sale of e-cigs to minors, even packages that may appeal to minors and whatnot. While it does seem […]
Read more →I constantly say no to cigarettes, they just don’t seem to listen! As you may have gathered, I am conflicted with this whole smoking thing. I used to smoke, a lot, and I did like it a lot. I am now on eShish, which is really nice, […]
Read more →Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil-worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa! I remember that once you could buy bubble gum that was shaped like a cigarette. They were really tasty, with real sugar, not the kind you get nowadays where instead of sugar they put […]
Read more →Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do? They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter. It seems that smoking a real old […]
Read more →Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I am not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein As soon as the Shisha Pens became public knowledge, kids went out of their way to obtain one. There is no nicotine in there and no Shisha […]
Read more →Marlboro Man walked into the bar every evening at seven, went to the lady sitting at the bar, btw. she only drank wine, tipped his hat, said “Hi” and went away again. Every time the lady was at the bar at seven, he came in, did his […]
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